Drew Simon is a Salt Lake City–based comedian whose distinct deadpan voice developed onstage in Spokane in 2018 and has since taken him to a rapidly rising spot on the national comedy circuit.  Drew’s stand‑up has hit some of the rowdiest stages in the country, including appearances at Skankfest Vegas (2022) and Skankfest Returns (2023) — performing alongside comedy heavyweights like Ari Shaffir, Mark Normand, Dan Soder, Jim Norton, TJ Miller,  Adam Carolla, Pauly Shore, Joe List, Tim Dillon, and Shane  Gillis in front of packed, wild festival crowds.

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In 2022, Drew topped the competition at the 4 Corners Comedy Festival, winning Best of the Fest and proving himself a standout comedian with a style that walks up to the edge of comfortable and keeps audiences laughing — and sometimes squirming. He’s a regular on Don’t Tell Comedy produced shows across the country and has featured for multiple touring stand‑ups, sharpening his craft with every room he conquers.

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Known for a deadpan, cutting style that pushes boundaries without crossing them, Drew delivers comedy that’s both honest and memorable. Whether he’s tearing into everyday absurdities, skewering taboo topics, or just staring through the room with perfect timing, Drew promises audiences a set that’s equal parts sharp, uncomfortable, and unforgettable.